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TESTOSTER ON/OFF (WHITE/RED MARBLED VINYL)

“Please no more of this aggressive, masculine, testosterone-soaked aggro stuff.” 

Please no more guest features from Jannis (Deine Nachbarn), Justin & Henne (Rawside), Vito C., Mr Hurley und die Pulveraffen, Tyna, MC Motherfucker, Reis Against The Spülmachine, Joe (The Busters), 100KiloHerz, Luci van Org & Toifel (Berliner Weisse) Wasn't that or something similar your first thought? 

We agree with you and therefore cut the hairy balls off the bawling and bickering - testosterone/off. What remains is a lovingly brash, emotion-inducing punk potpourri, mixed with alcohol and sleeping pills, somewhere between bluntness and profundity, but so much more than just a “fuck you all”. Fasten your seatbelts and join us on a journey between the worlds of good and bad taste. 

Sail with us, drunk with hope, on the seas of bitter tears and climb with us over the peaks of our own indignation to the realization that, in the end, nothing will remain that would have been worth all this. So raise your cups and turn it up loud: Testosterone/off - comes with plenty of run-up but no lube. A big one! Not rhymed with dick, but with heaven. Very good! 

"You can write it like that. If you want to be introduced to punk as a little pecker, this is the right thing.” Totze Scholz - Beatsteaks 

300 copies in white-red marbled vinyl, hand-numbered.